Nobel Peace Prize for Trump. Kim Jong Un in SOUTH Korea.

Discussion in 'Politics' started by wilburbear, Apr 27, 2018.

  1. Hotcakes

    Hotcakes

    Add another delusional blinder to the pile....
     
    #61     May 3, 2018
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  2. The opposite. Those who believe corporate tax cuts favor ordinary Americans are blind or outright stupid. And funny how the right applies false equivalence by holding a comedian to the same high standards than the president. Not to mention how most Republicans did not even get the joke regarding abortion but rather took it completely out of context. Michelle Wolf pointed out the hypocrisy how many arch conservative elites are all about pro life when it concerns the body of others but have no qualms killing fetuses inside their mistresses' wombs. That about sums up the week for Republicans and Trump. And Trump's claim he brought the 2 Koreas together. Lol. Welcome to the zoo.

     
    #62     May 3, 2018
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  3. Chuck Norris is getting near retirement age and it would be appropiate to recognize another bad mofo as King of the world. Based on threads here on Elite Trader, I nominate Slartibartfast to take Chuck's place.

    Therefore, it is appropiate to create a repository of "Slartibartfast Facts" to warn the unwary against messing with him. I want to avoid hearing a story of poor trader going down to Columbia to challenge Slartibartfast's trading. This trader would find him in a cafe around lunchtime with him eating a large burger and drinking a cerveza. Anyone who challenged this huge man would be shocked how fast he could leap out of his chair (and while doing so, knocking the chair back several feet) and get nose to nose with his spreadsheet cocked.

    Slartibartfast's Facts:

    Slartibartfast gets price improvement with his market orders. In addition, the CME gives him a "liquidity rebate" for said order. Didn't know CME gave liquidity rebates? They do for Slartibartfast. In fact, Slartibartfast's buy market orders get filled at the low of the day and his sell orders get filled at the high of the day regardless of what time he enters them. Major participants willingly take the other side of his trades for reasons as explained below.

    Slartibartfast once killed a man by merely batting his eyelashes hard. The victim was an effeminate American man in his early thirties. The court concluded that although it would be appropiate to consider even Slartibartfast's eyelashes as lethal weapons, the victim was a weenie who probably deserved the end that he got.

    There should be a thread started listing the many facts associated with Slartibartfast. Too much to do today, so maybe I'll get to it some other time.
     
    #63     May 3, 2018
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  4. Make that a "suppository of facts" instead.
     
    #64     May 3, 2018
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    #65     May 3, 2018
  6. Poindexter

    Poindexter


    And here's paper trader in his leisure suit, enjoying his holidays. :D

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    #66     May 3, 2018
  7. That is great, I did not have dessert today and some fruit salad is nice.

    Seriously, you need help. :)
     
    #67     May 3, 2018
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  8. To be fair, with blonde hair and a leisure suit.. looks a bit like me.

    I liked him in the Tick.
     
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    #68     May 3, 2018
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  9. Of course I need help. It is not easy to find out one's God (Trump) is not infallible and perfect.

    Hope you are having a great vacation and thanks for checking in with us from time to time.
     
    #69     May 3, 2018
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  10. #70     May 9, 2018
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