Your most Violent Outburst while Trading?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by aphexcoil, Sep 12, 2002.

  1. LeesonTrader

    LeesonTrader Guest

    I once mowed down a whole room with a machine gun shit diahherea after eating 12 cobs of corn the previous night.

    Needless to say, the room stunk pretty bad.
     
    #11     Sep 12, 2002
  2. nkhoi

    nkhoi Moderator

    J. Crammer, his secretary keeps numbers of keyboards handy to replace the one he broke and quit running the hedge fund on the last keyboard she had
     
    #12     Sep 12, 2002
  3. My best friend is an orthopedic surgeon. When he sees a guy with a broken hand, he usually knows it was due to punching a wall and asks "What is her name?" I guess I will tell him he needs to ask "How much did you lose?"
     
    #13     Sep 12, 2002
  4. Wow, you must have been pretty mad. By the way, you misspelled diarrhea, one of my favorite words.
     
    #14     Sep 12, 2002
  5. lol hehehe!!! what good taste you have!
     
    #15     Sep 12, 2002
  6. Gordon,

    You're taking after your mom!
     
    #16     Sep 12, 2002
  7. as you know, the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
     
    #17     Sep 12, 2002
  8. I laughed so g--d--- hard I just about cried at this one:p :p :p

    Priceless!!!

    Harold T. Knutsacke
     
    #18     Sep 12, 2002
  9. When you take a keyboard and pound it on a desk, as you hit the desk with it, keys pop off quite dramatically. They seem to come off of the keyboard randomly, but when you do a good job of smashing the keyboard on the desk, they get good distance. 10-15 feet is not uncommon.
     
    #19     Sep 12, 2002
  10. patman

    patman

    Geezus, Thug.........I gotta tell ya.....

    Imagery is a wonderful thing.

    ..."10-15 feet"...!!!!

    Priceless, man.
     
    #20     Sep 12, 2002