I once mowed down a whole room with a machine gun shit diahherea after eating 12 cobs of corn the previous night. Needless to say, the room stunk pretty bad.
J. Crammer, his secretary keeps numbers of keyboards handy to replace the one he broke and quit running the hedge fund on the last keyboard she had
My best friend is an orthopedic surgeon. When he sees a guy with a broken hand, he usually knows it was due to punching a wall and asks "What is her name?" I guess I will tell him he needs to ask "How much did you lose?"
When you take a keyboard and pound it on a desk, as you hit the desk with it, keys pop off quite dramatically. They seem to come off of the keyboard randomly, but when you do a good job of smashing the keyboard on the desk, they get good distance. 10-15 feet is not uncommon.
Geezus, Thug.........I gotta tell ya..... Imagery is a wonderful thing. ..."10-15 feet"...!!!! Priceless, man.