You Wish This Hadn't Been Invented:

I disagree. No way I would chase a buffalo with a bow and arrow.

 

How would you defend yourself from this guy(the one with fur)?

 

Obama killed a bear with a printing press.

 

Button fly jeans
-After I am done with my business, I don't want to waste time doing the buttons

T-shirt with skull design
-There are many gorgeous t-shirts I've seen with beautiful patterns, but all of them got ruined by some immature pirate-wannabe skull design.

Wine in a juice box

Vitamins added drinks
-Since I take vitamin pills, I have to check labels to make sure I don't overdose myself with vitamins

 

Alarm clock

 

Sliced bread!!!

Check out this alarm clock, wakes you up with music, best invention since sliced bread.

 

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I know there is this alarm clock that lights up to mimic daylight, then wake you up with soft sounds.

http://www.hammacher.com/Product/75405?refsku=70460&xsp=2&promo=xsells

 

Nutmeg and Pension, music and light alarm clock is the good idea!

 

Spam. (Both kinds.)