You Wish This Hadn't Been Invented:

Gold

The isn't really any fundamental value to it beside Central Banks buying them. Also, there isn't really any urgency for the Central Banks to buy them anyway.

Also who wear gold jewelry nowadays beside the rappers wearing them as necklace and teeth grill?

Gold just looks really ghetto in today's time.

 

An inspired response.

 

Gold wasn't "invented" any more than oxygen was.

 

I mean it as gold invented as a medium of exchange.


Another invention: Oxygen Bar


"Hey babe, could I buy you a flask of oxygen?"

 

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time...

 

Damn. Of all the elements, I had to choose oxygen to make my point earlier.

 

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This one is related to those damn in-car subwoofer.

 

Guns.