Attention please, attention please. I've been officially hired by TJ to act as his spokesman for the duration of the thread. We have no comments on stop losses. We will not be answering any questions regarding p&l. If you would like to hire TJ to be a full time trader for your multi-billion dollar hedge fund, he is asking for a one million guaranteed signing bonus. After that he wants a 5 year deal at 500k base plus 10% of all profits PLUS ownership equity in the overall fund. He will not reveal any aspect to his strategy. It's a secret. Once he begins trading you will not be able to shut him down until at least 50% of the fund has been blown up. Then and only then are you allowed to meet with him privately to discuss the possibility of cutting back his position size. If the fund finishes the year in the black, you absolutely MUST release a statement to the press saying the fund could never have performed at such a high level without him. When you speak to him (IF you ever speak to him) you will address him as Sir TJ. He will need one covered parking spot, preferably as close as possible to the entrance of the building. He expects breakfast to be paid for by the firm and by breakfast he means Coco Puffs cereal. His nap time will be every day between 1 and 2. He is NOT to be bothered during nap time. If he should desire to end his relationship with the fund, you will let him leave him the building undisturbed as the fund is being liquidated due to massive margin calls and investor redemptions from horrific FX trades. Your official statement to the press explaining the massive implosion of the fund will be that the fund encountered some unusual circumstances that led to some events that could simply not be predicted (i.e a 1% move in a currency pair). Please direct all inquiries directly to me regarding the possible employment of TJ with your fund and I will respectfully discuss the offer with him to see if working for your fund will not be an embarrassment to him or members of his family. Thank you and good luck!
My hedge fund is able and willing to meet these requests in toto pending a revised demonstration of his models' excellent R:R in a way that allows us to evaluate it properly. Please have Sir TJ post five consecutive trades at least 2 minutes in advance of price reaching the trade entry prices his models suggest.
I'm a little surprised there haven't been sufficient complaints yet to get this "journal" moved to where it belongs, in chit chat.
Sir TJ's blatant disregard for overall physical and mental health, as indicated by his intake of CoCo Puffs, which are produced from GMO grains and lesser than 70% Cacao, in addition to advertised neurological side effects of going coocoo prevent any employment consideration. Thank you and good luck.
Too much soda and not enough volatility makes Maverick a trading auteur extraordinaire.... keep it up, and Hollywood may come begging to take a meeting...