You Know You're a PIKER When.....

...your entire account is in OTM calls.

 

You pick 4 stocks that increase in value by 50% in three months.


Oh wait you said piker not good picker

 

When you only trade pennies because you refuse to trade anything else but size.

 

....You got in on Google when it IPO'ed and now your P&L is up over $600! WooHoo!

 

Looking at your weekly P/L, you decide to lash out on a new tracksuit.........

 

You complain to your broker because the interest on the cash in your account isnt being rounded up to the nearest penny.

 

You call yourself Longhorns , live in your mothers basement, and create new nicks on ET every week.

 

You know you're a PIKER when you start threads like this....

http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78323&highlight=dweebs


And your ET trading track record looks like this.....

http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101195&highlight=contrarian


Stock777 = PIKER

ROTFLMAO

 

Your "trading station"..............is actually just a plain old pc in your bedroom.

 

reminds me of bnb analytics.