You have to think like Mr. Burns (of the Simpsons) if you don't want to lose money

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. (yeah, I know, I'm laughing at my owns quotes)

 

[@6am the {yawn} start of another trading day]:

"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

 

haha, that is a good one

 

Homer: "Why, you little...." (hands around Bart's throat)

Bart: "I'm innocent, man"

 

(Burns attempts to remove Homer's brain on a Halloween episode).

Burns: "I need something to remove his brain, Smithers pass me that ice cream scoop over there."

Smithers: "Uh...an ICE CREAM scoop sir??"

Burns: "Good god Smithers, this ISN'T rocket science....its brain surgery!"

 

"Bah! The hell with it!"

http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/

...no time to talk now, the computer's starting!

 

Homer: "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" (while speaking on the phone)

 

Getting smashed by the market and this is the only thread that is helping me through the day...keep em coming.

Homer: (while strangling Bart) "why you little....I'll teach you to laugh at something thats funny"

 

Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

 

Brain: It's a deal!