YOLO'd Entire Account on Puts

It was looking good until the Fed took the discount window to 0.25.

 

"In less than an hour, the Central Bank will join others from around the world, and we will be launching the largest battle in the history of mankind. [pauses] Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today March 15th, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation.We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, then today CITI, CHASE, JP MORGAN, and GOLDMAN SACHS declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!

Today is our Independence day!"

 

What a bunch of dweebs! They've enjoyed the longest bull market in history and yet can't stomach a measly 30% correction? Dude(s), get a life.

 

Yep I’m fucked.

 

No you are not, we are nicely down. But again, this could change a lot in the next 15 hours.

 

In a good way? Cause futures are limit-down

 

hold strong. With the news over the weekend everything is just looking worse and worse I can’t imagine it staying green the entire week.

 

Daaaaaaamn i love this roller coaster ride holy shit I could eat the adrenaline with a spoon.

 

lol back to pre-cut level in 15 minutes.

 

When I just came to the US as a horny teenager, I could never figure out why being fucked is a bad thing.