Yes Mother, IF Trump loses this election He Will Be Elected Again in 2024

Discussion in 'Politics' started by FortuneTeller, Nov 12, 2020.

  1. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    I'm gonna be a broke Muslim too if XLF doesn't pull back a bit. :banghead:
     
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    #91     Nov 16, 2020
  2. Overnight

    Overnight

    Well, not exactly as such...

     
    #92     Nov 16, 2020
  3. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Chickenshit?!

    No it's chicken entrails.... but you almost cracked the code to my incredible market prowess... damn... and my dumb ass just gave it away.

    See I'm one of those Louisiana Muslims... a little Allah, a little Vodoo... , and a whole lotta Loa.

    And of course Roman Catholic. That explains my strong educational background in math, science, and writing. ;) Of course we had a few priests that were "binary".... for the wrong team/age group. But whatever on that Cotton.

    What color is your house btw?
    These things matter.

    Ya know Disney owns Nat Geo.... Word on the "Q" is they're helping to fund Bill Gates and the Clinton pedo ring... not real sure if that's true or not.... but here's an interesting link. I ran malware-bytes against it... you're safe to click.... you do have to be vigilant... Gate's next-gen chip implants aren't even chips... they come thru the screen, right through your retina, and straight to the frontal brain lobes.

    https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/7/haiti-ancient-traditions-voodoo/

    Ancient Traditions


    Voodoo, meaning "spirit," may be one of the world's oldest ancestral, nature-honoring traditions, according to Mamaissii Vivian Dansi Hounon, a member of OATH, the Organization of African Traditional Healers in Martinez, Georgia.

    Some anthropologists estimate that voodoo's roots in Benin—formerly Dahomey—West Africa may go back 6,000 years. Today an estimated 60 million people practice voodoo worldwide.

    At a voodoo ceremony, believers gather outdoors to make contact with the Loa, any of a pantheon of spirits who have various functions running the universe, much like Greek gods. There is also a responsibility to care for beloved and deified family spirits and to honor a chief god, Bondieu.

    Messages From the Spirits

    (Pay attention to this part)



    During the ceremony, the houngan or mambo—priest or priestess—sacrifices a sanctified chicken or other animal to the Loa. Participants then ask the spirits for advice or help with problems.

    More than half the requests are for health.
    (VZ requests stock picks)

    It is said that the Loa sometimes communicate prophecies, advice, or warnings while the believer is possessed. Other messages are sent through the priest or priestess, or sometimes come later in dreams.

    These disembodied spirits are believed to become tired and worn down—and rely on humans to "feed" them in periodic rituals, including sacrifices. "It's not the killing of the animals that matters," Corbett said. "It's the transfer of life energy back to the Loa."
     
    #93     Nov 16, 2020
  4. You admit to being a Muslim? :wtf:
     
    #94     Nov 16, 2020
  5. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Jack-Muslim.
    We imbibe.
    At least when we sacrifice chickens.
    .... It's a Cajun thing.
     
    #95     Nov 16, 2020
  6. Good to see you took me off ignore. My posts are really important you know. :cool:

    Now you say something about voodoo? OMG no. ha ha
     
    #96     Nov 16, 2020
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  7. Jack Daniels maybe? ;)
     
    #97     Nov 16, 2020
  8. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    No chickens are safe until XLF pulls back.
     
    #98     Nov 16, 2020
  9. I just ate some chicken. I didn't sacrifice it though. I ate it raw. Head and all. It was still wiggling and trying to get away. :wtf:
     
    #99     Nov 16, 2020
  10. vanzandt

    vanzandt

    Yeah I can't throw you in there with Bugenhagen....
    There's "levels" ya know.
     
    #100     Nov 16, 2020