Rape, Murder, It's Just a Shot Away « previous post next post » Another day, another bitch gets what's coming to her ... - WonketteA couple of mysterious 911 calls to Las Vegas police â all apparently made from the bathroom of a Starbucks on Paradise Road by a terrified drunk gal â have suddenly derailed Congressman Jim Gibbons and his campaign for Nevada governor. The story is changing so quick we canât even get a timeline in order, so letâs just randomly toss together some of the filthier details, after the jump. * Casino waitress (or interior designer?) invited to join drinking party with Gibbons and some other gals at McCormick & Schmickâs, one of those upscale-chain seafood & steak joints at Paradise and Flamingo. * Restaurant staff says the drunken party becomes âflirty.â * Something happens, she makes three 911 calls over 45 minutes, claiming assault and the threat of rape. Also, sheâs drunk. * She mysteriously refuses to file charges at the last minute, and 24 hours later completely recants her entire story, sounding like she fears the old Bugsy Siegel Goodbye. * Gibbonsâ ever-changing claims are also totally different from what he told the cops and whatâs on the 911 recordings, which you can enjoy here. * Security cameras should have captured lots of interesting footage. * Actual quote from her third 911 call: âI told him I survived cancer 11 years and I, someone assaults me ⦠I donât care about rape I care about survival and he says âsurvival ainât going to do your problem a bit,â so youâll see this stuff on camera if they have a camera.â Weâre not sure what it means, other than that Republican congressman and Nevada gubernatorial candidate Jim Gibbons threatened to rape and murder some drunken gal he picked up in Vegas. * Hilariously, Gibbons told the gal his marriage was âboringâ and his hotel was so close that they could âcrawl to it.â Gibbonsâ wife, Dawn Gibbons, is running for the congressional seat heâs abandoning to run for governor. * Gibbons was leading Democrat rival Dina Titus by five points. If she can avoid threatening to rape and kill people between now and Election Day, chances are sheâs the next governor. http://www.wonkette.com/politics/nevada/rape-murder-its-just-a-shot-away-208829.php