Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by aphexcoil, Oct 17, 2003.
and by the way, i'm moving into your neighborhood
pm me if you give a shit
That's not very moderatorly of you
Everyone all together now: "Nine-teen, eight-teen"
I guess it's Goodnight Boonetown, hey?
Gotta give the Bosox credit for making this one of the best 7-game series we've seen in years.
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No." said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh No," cried the boy, "He beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the Boston Red Sox."
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They don't beat anybody."
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