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The winner for the funniest caption in this massively screwed up country will receive everyone's undying praise and gratitude"

 

"I'll trade you that sandwich for a $50 billion bailout... It's a deal? Great! Hit me, I'm open!"

 

"Our budget deficit? Well...it's going to be about this big."

 

"Poof! And another 100 billion is gone!"

 

Joe Madden: Well from up here it looks like the runner was short, but we are still awaiting word from the ref. Lets see, yes, he was about a foot short.

 

"...and together, you and we, are going to change this country, by this much...."

 

"you want to know how big that hemmorhoid on stocktrad3rs ass was?"

 

Senator: Just how much less are the UAW workers going to make at Chrysler, so as to lower the cost base and give this massive gov't bailout a chance to succeed?

Geitner: Well, senator, they aren't going to make <b>ANY</b> less money. The 'cuts' that we've announced as being achieved are the UAW <b>forgoing any increases in wages and benefits that they were scheduled to receive in future years</b>. We didn't really want to cut the auto union members wages, but we just wanted it to appear that we did for PR purposes.

http://slate.com/blogs/blogs/kausfiles/archive/2009/05/21/neoliberalism-is-alive-alive.aspx

I guess it's not really that funny, eh? I don't expect anyone's undying gratitude for this.

 

" Watch my hands.....you are becoming sleepy.....sssllleeeeppppy...........sleep....sleep.....When I snap my fingers...you will awake...and the financial crisis will be over...."

 

I wouldn't say TARP had a hole big enough to drive a truck through. Instead of that, it was more like this.