Lol! And I don't want him to see bloodshed. I did two hitches in Iraq... Wouldn't be much bonding when I'm ordering him to protect the house with a rifle while I try to sleep for a few hours at a time. And your ex? If she's a democrat, she won't last long anyway as once she runs out of ammo, she'll say, "no, not fair. Let me get more ammo. You can't steal my food, and water til I get some more ammo!"