would you have sex with this chick?

That whatever should have a warning label tattooed to its forehead in eight languages.

 

Geeeesys Crust.

This one would have fooled me.

Oy.

nitro

 

lmao.. for the record, i had originally attached the full pic..but i guess penises are not allowed here.

 

hmmm... goldenarm, you sure do have a lot of pics of that girl/guy..

 

I'd hit it

 

Here is where the good stuff is found:

 

Yeah...um...well...someone just forwarded them to me. That's all. Honest...

 

hmm... couldn't tell they were guys at all. I thought they were actually pretty hot.

 

Yeah, I wouldn't know the difference. It would be one of those situations where your friend tells you a month later:

"Hey, you know that chick you banged a couple weekends ago? She was a dude once!"

and then you respond:

"You're so full of shit!"

and then he shows you the magazine he/she is in and then you run to the bathroom and puke.

 

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Take your time. Don't think that you need to screw everything that walks IMMEDIATELY. Go out a few times and always, always, ask to see BABY/GROWING UP pictures!