The beer rating system is great. Line the cans up next to the girls . I can't believe Williams sisters places me on the desperate list. All this time I thought I had it together.
Excellent analysis . I admit I have slept with A Miss 12 pack on less beers though. Not a proud moment but the penis called the shots that evening and I just followed.
I was on a blind date with a girl once. She said, "You seem like a nice guy. How come you're still single?" I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I suppose my standards are too high." "Really?" she asked. "Well," I replied, "Take the girls in this bar for example... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her." She looked shocked. I said, "What's wrong? Surprised by my honesty?" She said, "That, and the fact that you pointed at me... Three times."
hmmm... This thread has inspired me to rekindle my sex/love life... I will post a picture after the weekend, and then we can see if she holds up on the "beerometer"....