Would you buy Lindsay Lohan death binary LEAPS?

Lets say someone came up with a death put that is binary and pays 100 dollars on death per contract.

The LEAP expires 2013 and costs 10 dollars. would you buy?

 

Yours is marked to 99.

 

One thing for sure... The term "market manipulation" will suddenly acquire a plethora of new and exciting possible interpretations.

 

Is that done by digital ex-strap-olation ?

 

She is out of prison which means more rails of coke and drinking.

 

This is a new low.