Would anyone like to give me a computer?

Discussion in 'Hardware' started by dumtom, Oct 25, 2002.

  1. cashonly

    cashonly Bright Trading, LLC

    Hey DumTom, don't take that P.O.C.!

    I've got a Data General Nova and I have a paper tape punch for storage (and it's better than Florida ballots - No hanging Chads!)


    Option Attack,

    If DumTom doesn't want it, can my son have that Altair? He needs to upgrade from his Zilog Z-80.
     
    #11     Oct 25, 2002
  2. xianokie

    xianokie

    I am dumtom cause I cant speak. I is a mute. No el speak-O.
     
    #12     Oct 25, 2002
  3. I can assure you, there will be a computer with a brand new LCD flat-panel display on ebay first thing Monday. :D
     
    #13     Oct 26, 2002
  4. nitro

    nitro

    I have an abacus that you can have...

    nitro
     
    #14     Oct 26, 2002
  5. I will take anything with an IBM O/S. Tape drive or better. Monochrome monitor will do. I just need to be able to play Oregon Trail during the mid-day doldrums.

    OS.
     
    #15     Oct 26, 2002
  6. Occasionally I think of asking Bill Gates if I could have $1,000,000.

    I figure he's a high roller, he should be able to spare it. What the heck!

    Or maybe he would let me use $5,000,000 for 12 months with no interest charges. I promise I'll put the money in US Treasuries and give it back at the end of a year.

    C'mon Bill, how 'bout it?

    Pleeeeaaase!

    :D
     
    #16     Oct 26, 2002
  7. mgkrebs

    mgkrebs

    of this board to send me a five dollar bill (or larger if you are feeling generous). PM me for my address. Paypal accepted.
     
    #17     Oct 26, 2002
  8. I have an old nintendo that you can have, You need to get your own games. I bet you'll do better playing mario than trading QQQ.
     
    #18     Oct 26, 2002
  9. Don't forget to use your permenent eraser software to clean the old hard drive. Don't want to give away those account numbers and passwords, do we? And don't forget that porno is illegal in some states and can get your Johnson chopped off in some nations.
     
    #19     Oct 26, 2002
  10. You can become a Gateway shareholder and vote for a dividend that distributes computers. At less than 5 buck a share, it's a steal.
     
    #20     Oct 28, 2002