Me at 2 AM today: Laying in a sofa with a Russian hottie in a club, talking about life , a hand on her leg and a smile on her face. Me at 10 AM : Walking back home totally stoned, almost got jailed by the cops, a gay ukrainian dude helping me to stand, while trying to make out with me. He was massing me and I had to tell him about 10 times I wasn't gay... I don't know what happened in between, but for sure, it wasn't smart . I can't get how I swapped the two, that's amazing... Alcohol is bad.