world war III joke

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by andrasnm, Mar 28, 2003.

  1. Bush and Powell Plan World War III
    Bush and Powell were sitting in a bar. A guy walked in and asked the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Powell?"
    The barman said, "Yep, that's them."
    So the guy walked over and said, "Hello. What are you guys doing?"
    Bush said, "We're planning World War III."
    The guy asked, "Really? What's going to happen?"
    Bush said, "Well, we're going to kill 10 million Iraqis and one bicycle repairman."
    The guy exclaimed, "Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?!"
    Bush turned to Powell and said, "See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Iraqis!"
     
  2. whocares

    whocares

    LOL ... and the bicycle repairman is obviously Saddam Hussein :)
     
  3. should probably be credited to Stalin who once observed that the death of one man is a tragedy, but the death of millions is only statistics...