Woman wants $5k to get married.

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by peilthetraveler, Mar 6, 2012.

  1. What, no bids yet?
     
  2. Wallet

    Wallet

    Whats the old joke.... Personal want ad "Looking for a good woman with a bass boat, please send picture of boat."
     
  3. pspr

    pspr

    Who would. It's a win for her and a lose for the winner.

    Besides. Where is NYS? Does she mean NYC? And she has worded her disclaimer backwards. She's not too bright. She probably won't want to live in the garage either. :D
     
  4. :D :D

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  5. Tsing Tao

    Tsing Tao

    The chic is fucking hideous.
     
  6. Looks like Yonkers - and local pick up only. No COD!:p
     

  7. State of New York . . ? . ? . ? . . :) .
     
  8. I met my wife on a park bench (Aqualung*, anybody?). She had a damned cute Husky puppy and a cooler full of Tanqueray and tonic. Is there any wonder why I married her? (Bass boat would have worked, too.)

    *("Sitting on a park bench
    Eyeing little girls with bad intent
    Snot is running down his(my) nose
    Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes
    Aqualung..." -- Jethro Tull

    That was me! :D )
     
  9. THAT is Hilarious! :D :D
     
    #10     Mar 7, 2012