Woman looks great for a 32-Year-Old

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by TigerO, Apr 28, 2004.

  1. TigerO

    TigerO

    Woman looks great for a 32-Year-Old

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    Above: Scribba, who is already 32.

    BLOOMINGTON, MN—Acquaintances and coworkers of local resident Jenny Scribba cannot get over how vibrant she looks, considering the fact that she is 32 years old.

    "That girl is 32? No way," 24-year-old Arden Rice, a waitress at a local diner that Scribba frequents, said Monday. "You're joking. I never would've guessed she was over 30! She looks so great."

    Sources say many people are incredulous when they hear that Scribba, who is still quite attractive, is actually 32. It's hard to believe, but true: Scribba was born in 1972, the year of the Watergate break-in and the Israeli Olympic team massacre, yet she possesses a trim figure and a smooth, unlined face.

    "Jenny hardly looks a day over 27," said neighbor and University of Minnesota student Bethany Weber, 21. "Where are her wrinkles? You can sort of see little lines around her eyes when she smiles, but they disappear when she stops. I hope I look that good when I'm her age."

    Continued Weber: "I have this older cousin who was a total hunk in high school. But now he's 35, and he looks like Popeye. Jenny gives me something to aspire to. I wonder if she uses, like, Oil Of Olay or something. I don't think she's had any work done."

    Scribba, an assistant designer at a commercial-graphics firm with a relaxed dress code, frequently wears jeans, T-shirts, and casual skirts like those worn by women 10 or even 20 years younger than she is.

    "Normally, when I see a 32-year-old woman dressed like [Scribba], I think, 'Give it up. You're old,'" intern Kimberly Kleutgen, 18, said. "But Jenny manages to pull it off."

    "When we go out for drinks after work, Jenny sometimes has to show ID along with the younger employees," 21-year-old coworker Judd Truman said. "Keep in mind, this is a woman who learned to walk years before the commercial availability of VCRs, when Billie Jean King was the world's top female tennis player and people purchased music on 8-track tapes."

    According to Truman, Scribba's friendliness and enthusiasm also lead people to assume that she's younger than 32.

    "Jenny doesn't act like most older people," Truman said. "She's totally willing to joke around, and she never looks down on you for having a good time."

    "In fact, she's into a lot of the same things my friends and I like," Truman continued. "When they played [OutKast's] 'The Way You Move' at the office party, she was totally dancing with us. Believe it or not, it wasn't embarrassing. It didn't come off like she was desperately clinging to her fading youth at all. In fact, it was almost like she was in her element. She's still totally able to enjoy herself. That's so cool."

    The reason for Scribba's youthful appearance is unknown. Heredity is most likely not a factor, as her parents, Edina residents Michael and Madeleine Scribba, both suffer from the dry, wrinkled skin, bony hands, and sagging chests that old people usually have.

    "Jenny's a lovely girl," Madeleine, 60, said as her 63-year-old husband nodded in assent. "I've always said that."

    Scribba said she does not avoid foods that contribute to premature aging, such as alcohol, meat, and junk food. According to Truman, Scribba regularly eats pizza, M&Ms, and even doughnuts.

    "I once saw her eat an entire plate of fettuccine Alfredo," Truman said. "That stuff is just swimming with free radicals, you know. I would think that someone Jenny's age would avoid cheese and salt, but it doesn't seem to affect her."

    Asked about her beauty regimen, Scribba seemed reluctant to give away any of her secrets.

    "Uh, well, I don't know, nothing too special," Scribba said. "I guess I try to get enough sleep. I eat a good breakfast, and I ride my bike when the weather is nice. I go to the movies at least a couple times a month. Oh, and I wear sunscreen."

    "Yeah, I can't believe I'm 32 already," Scribba added. "All the same, I can't tell you what I'll be doing at 40. Married? Kids? Who knows? It's still too far off to even speculate."

    The age-defying Scribba turns 33 next February, but shows no signs of slowing. In the coming weeks, she plans to paint her apartment, attend a family reunion in Biloxi, MS, and get her hair cut.

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  2. Don't post the ugly on the internet. Thank You.
     
  3. TigerO

    TigerO

    'Scuse me, but she came with the article and I was too lazy to go googling for some real pretties :D
     
  4. i am a fan of young women, but you know who i'll admit actually doesn't look bad for her age....suzanne somers. :eek:
     
  5. keeping in mind i have no body to look at, i'll rate her a 6.1.
     
  6. TigerO

    TigerO

    Maybe we need something to compare :D
     
  7. She looks ok, colors her hair. Nice petite frame, probably will not get overweight since she is still trim at 32. Kinda cute, but not a classic beauty or striking in any way.

    Verdict...."do-able", but will not stop traffic. Would have to see her ass and hear if her voice is whiny to make further assessment.
     
  8. smart move; the ass is key. :)
     
  9. yup....nothing worse than seeing small petite chicks with an "a" cup or small "b" with a big flabby ass. Petite is only good if it's top to bottom.

    Junk in the trunk is ok if it's balanced with some "big-uns" up high!:D

    Usually the junk in the trunk turns into big fat sow later on....small petite is better for married. But that is another thread, I think we are just kicking the tires here.