it amazes me how many on this site have no sense of humor. yeah, its an old joke, but we all make this joke and it still gets a chuckle, but i love the guys that come in and start screaming what an idiot you are for not knowing its a holiday schedule. Dude, he's joking, everybody knows that today is Christmas.
I always like these threads on market holidays. Usually they are "slow trading day" type threads, so I liked today's variation of "trading halted due to Libya"