With Three Simple Answers, Mueller Can Speak Volumes

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Frederick Foresight, Jul 23, 2019.

  1. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

    Hurry! Someone reboot him. He is stuck in an infinite loop.

    Code:
    import screaming_dumb_ass *
    import i_don't_know_nothin as idkn
    
    print("I won't speak to that.")
    
    newline = ord('\n')
    n = "I'm not"
    random_saying = idkn.random.nothing()
    while a > 0:
        a -= 1
        print(f"{n}{random_saying}{newline}")

    Blahahahahahahahahahahaha

     
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    #71     Jul 24, 2019
  2. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2

    But, you keep getting so close!

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    #72     Jul 24, 2019
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  3. What I'm defending is our system of justice, innocent until "proven" guilty. Exoneration is not the standard and every intellectually honest person knows this.
     
    #73     Jul 24, 2019
  4. Statute of limitations kicks in at five years for obstruction. Of which three have already passed. Doesnt matter anyway. The tards definitely wont want him prosecuted when he starts in on discovery and calling witnesses from Camp Clinton and Obama's FBI. That will not be a road they will want to go down, which is to say GO FOR IT, MOTHERFUCKS. You can't get a conviction on him anyway.

    Not a good day for the tards. Failed to get an impeachment vote last week, failed to generate any new material this week. WOMP... womp....womp

    I sure hope that now that the hearings are over that Bob will have time to read the report that he either he did not write or cannot remember or both. Maybe the tards can develop some Cliff notes for him or a power point presentations. Yeh, something is needed.
     
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    #74     Jul 24, 2019
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  5. ^ this happens when an inbred mama's boy is trying to project toughness. stick to copy and paste or learn to spell before yelling big words.
     
    #75     Jul 24, 2019
  6. Yeah, but didn’t you repeatedly claim in the past that the Clintons were guilty of something or other? What happened to the system you were defending there?
     
    #76     Jul 24, 2019
  7. 'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone C... Politics
    'I'm Still Sharp As A Tack,' Insists Mueller Moments Before Taking Phone Call On A Banana
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    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Robert Mueller was being criticized for seemingly answering questions slowly, not recalling key details of his investigation, and appearing to be confused throughout his testimony Wednesday.

    After a brief recess, Mueller insisted he was entirely lucid.

    "I hear a few murmurs out there that I've lost it," he said. "Well, I haven't lost it. I've still got it. In fact, I'm still sharp as a tack."

    Before testimony could resume, however, Mueller interrupted the proceedings, appearing to reach for his cell phone. "I really have to take this," he said apologetically as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a banana. "Yeah, go for Bob."

    Mueller proceeded to have what appeared to be a five-minute conversation on the fruit as bewildered congresspeople looked on. "Well, tell them I don't want to be there this Friday. Matlock's on, you know that. You know I don't go out when Matlock is on." He shrugged apologetically at those in the room, mouthing "sorry."

    "Look, if the consulate has a problem with that, tell them they can call me themselves," he concluded, slamming the banana back down on the table.

    At publishing time, Mueller was seen giving clear, concise, lucid testimony to a soap dispenser in the restroom.




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    #77     Jul 24, 2019
  8. Just insane........and to think just 2.5 years ago or so he was maneuvering around trying to get Trump to appoint him as FBI Director again. So we would have gone from Comey to Banana Bob. GREAT!! Not.

    Biden is going to experience the same fate, just as Hillary did. Give it a rest man after your ship has sailed and seal off your record rather than choosing to be put on an ice flow and and have everyone watch it progress to the sea. If these guys want to still be working after they have died then they should have tried to get appointed to the Supreme Court where you can get away with that.
     
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    #78     Jul 24, 2019
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  9. "we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime."

    How stupid can this be? After 2 years 500 interviews and 30 million dollars.
     
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    #79     Jul 24, 2019
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  10. The Donald be sleeping comfy tonight.

    Relaxed lying there next to his supermodel wife.


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    #80     Jul 24, 2019
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