If horse teeth says its a good bet that's advice you had better forget She wears lots of leather Even in hot weather Her advice stinks worse than her sweat.
'Twas none other than Suze Orman, Who fellated the Trump Tower doorman, She ran off in a huff, For this wasn't enough, And then molested an innocent Mormon.
There once lived a tramp named Suze morals worse than a street corner floozie 'Twas during her show That she offered to blow her whole crew, citing I am not that choosy
There once was a guru named Suze Who traded stocks, bonds and the spooz. When prices would tumble, She'd say "They're cheap, let's rumble!" Useless advice no real trader could use.
"Man, if these people on Elite Trader would just leave me alone already!. They're giving me a brainache. Somebody give me some hay to chew on."
hilarious- keep em coming go right to the horse and ask the source she'll give you an answer that she'll endorse, but she will lose all your money of course, but if you listen to the horse of course the repo man comes to take your new porsche by force....oh, a horse is a horse of course of course......... duuuh, do i buy or do i sell, george, ahhhwww duh duh duh dumn......
now what we are doing here, as the market is declining in value, is looking to buy more shares as they move lower- what we will do is to dollar cost average in.....because if we buy more JDSU here at 50, it has moved down from the 90s, and if we double our position size at this point, the stock does not have to rebound as much to the upside because we will make more profits from the shares we bought at 50......all it will have to do is go to 70 for us to not have a realized loss- its genius- you can't lose !!!! i am personally selling all my leather clothes and my 5 cows that i was going to skin their hides for my wardrobe to the highest bidder and i will immediately buy into JDSU with the money- hey, if i am going to do it, then by all means you should too......i'm suze orman fools- who do you think you are talking to? i'm the martha stewart of wall street so remember that people !!!!! I obviously do very well for myself because i can afford to buy my own cows to skin for clothes !!!