great post optioncoach, right on the money. Just when I thought it's hard now, you rip him a new one. Nice work.
From someone who knows something about writing a book on trading. http://www.amazon.com/Option-Trader...3440960?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191011694&sr=1-1
Oh yeah baby..., whole lot a snake oil be going down, now brother.. ...hear me now, and believe me later, whole lot a "perfect calls" be a coming from Cilantro Fund, so Tim be keepin Big Cilantro Fund open... praise Timmay and we the faithful followers.... ..rise now all ET faithful in honor of our Fund manager and deep philosopher-of-life: Timothy Sykes!! (and of course nods to his faithful sidekick: leprechaun dude..)
No, LISTEN ET PEOPLE, God wants us to buy that shitty sykes book, its a weird revelation but true: Timmay ain't no stupid MoFo.. ..Cilantro Fund just silly crap, ties tim to reality... no man like timmay need audit/track record...he makes up his own story..makes up own track record.. its his own business...Newbies/Suckers decide...buy book..buy book..buy book..(NICE PRETTY BOLD LETTERS = Buy Mo books from timmay......yeehaa..)
FREE AT LAST!!!!!!(Cilantro Closed Brother!!!!) Timmay Return %(no pesky audits) = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00%... Free at last..free at last.. NO MORE CILANTRO AUDITS..Timmay free at last... ..return anything mister timmay say....buy book ..buy book...
..get rid of stinking Cilantro Fund 5yr trading record mon...masta timmay make mo better track record next time, by self, he need no audit/accountant, who da mon ?...timmay da mon !, ...ya mon... ..he need no accountant...he just make lots o picks and tell us what happening.. ..ya mon...return% = 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.. lots o chicks and leprechauns too mon...
Tim Sykes/Narcissistic Personality Disorder: A pattern of traits and behaviors which signify infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of all others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition. ...characterized by a rigid, unremitting conviction of personal entitlement which drives, motivates, pervades, and dominates the entire spectrum of the individual's behavior and actions. This belief assumes an imperious position that supercedes any and all sense of social/community/family/professional association and responsibility. The individual conceptualizes and interprets rules, laws, codes, mores, and values exclusively in terms of a privately/secretly held idea of self-justification and vindication that serves to reinforce and strengthen his/her distorted and contaminated projections, images, fantasies, dogmas, doctrines and practices.