Will this naive option strategy work in practice?

Actually I'm pretty sure it's illogical.
Logically, if you could do that then you wouldn't need any funds to open an account with in the first place.

 

No it will not work for various reasons. Thank you for your time--Ishmael

 

I agree with you. Its one thing to Bust the B's of some of the true idiots here but IMO the OP is just a rook asking a question