Will I get laughed out of the bank?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by TulsaTrader, Apr 10, 2008.

  1. You could try prosper.com
     
    #11     Apr 11, 2008
  2. Fuck the camera, take a gun. I guarantee you'll get some money out of them.
     
    #12     Apr 11, 2008
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    #13     Apr 11, 2008
  4. Yeah, well, I didn't guarantee he'd make it out of the bank. Just that they'd hand over some money if he waved a gun in their faces. Once you produce the gun, if you're not out of there by the time the cops show up you're toast.

    Oh yeah, and good luck on getting that 200k. Most likely it'd be less than 10k, unless you do some planning and know when they have more on hand. 200k is almost impossible.
     
    #14     Apr 11, 2008
  5. Free money is much harder to come by these days but if you have very good credit (750+), credit cards may offer you 0% balance xfers. Unfortunately our banking interest rates have really come down but you could look into foreign savings/money markets. Isn't Iceland paying 15% now?
     
    #15     Apr 11, 2008
  6. lol... nice!.

    When the cops ask why I did it:

    "I just wanted to buy some stocks man!"


    Daal - I've looked at the credit card option. I can get like 10 or 15k at 3.99 until it's paid off from my chase card, but it's just too risky. They jack the rate just because they feel like it. You fart too loud and next thing you know you're paying 35%.

    Look for it in your card member agreement fine print. Flatulence decible level limit default rate penalty. :)
     
    #16     Apr 11, 2008