Wife Beating 101 - Mooselimb Style

Discussion in 'Politics & Religion' started by TGregg, Nov 2, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    No doubt many readers of this forum are interested in keeping their women in line, and desire to know the latest in just how one should beat one's wife. In an effort to appease those many muslims I have offended over the years (such as wally), I humbly offer this meager suggestion on how to beat the #@^* out of your wives:

    http://littlegreenfootballs.com/web...ins_Proper_Islamic_Wife_Beating_to_Teens&only

    Just because they beat their wives and send out suicide bombers to kill women and children doesn't mean they aren't a Religion of Peace. Unless you have a brain, then it might.
     
  2. At the very least, one would expect a little outrage from PETA.
     
  3. http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html

    "A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household. The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself. He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions. He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely. CDD is so much more than just spanking. It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership. A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.

    Though this seems unusual in today's United States, this kind of marriage has been practiced throughout history and is still practiced in many parts of the world today."


    Religious bigotry at its finest.
     
  4. guys, did you notice who is fighting in the world today?

    Extreme judeo-christians vs. extreme islamists.

    Coincidence? No wonder some call to ban religions...
     
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    Look at Islam. Is it a religion of peace?
     
  6. Come on, he said "beating", not killing. Get off the towel heads, will ya?

    I saw the thread - thought it was a cartoon or something. WTF. Give the Marines more ammo.

    On a serioius note, what kinda fucktard ( got that one on ET, thanks Baron) could possibly believe some Deity in space thinks wife beating is a good idea? This is the next World War, and it ain't far away. Crusades 2010.
     
  7. fhl

    fhl

    Well, at least you tried, like any good atheist would do.

    from a debate including Chris Hitchens:

    "Even Hitchens acknowledges that the world's foremost genocides have all been committed by secular, atheistic regimes who maintained the right to determine which lives were worth preserving, and which should be discarded. Hitler murdered at least twelve million. Stalin, another thirty million. Mao, perhaps 40 million. And Pol Pot killed one-third of all Cambodians in the mid-1970s. Indeed, the number of people killed by the secular atheist regimes of the 20th century dwarfs all the people killed in the name of religion from the beginning of recorded history until the present."

    http://www.beliefnet.com/story/163/story_16317_1.html
     
  8. So you have established that there are bad guys in every religious/nonreligious beliefs.

    Thank you for pointing out that in fact, atheists are much worse than "islamo-fascists." Thank you for discrediting the thread starter.
     
  9. Tigger!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh how much I missed you! I mean, who else would spice this forum with messages of love like you would.

    Anyway...That is why I say ban all religions except for the multi gods ones.

    To elaborate further my dear dear friend. Please enjoy the following;

    What is Christian Domestic Discipline?

    A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.

    A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household. The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself. He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions. He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely.CDD is so much more than just spanking. It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership. A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.

    Though this seems unusual in today's United States, this kind of marriage has been practiced throughout history and is still practiced in many parts of the world today.



    Christian Domestic Discipline Website Policies

    Christian Domestic Discipline does not care for censorship but instead would rather provide all points of view regarding an issue having to do with CDD that will allow the readers to make an informed choice as to what they believe is truth and/or right for them as a couple. Therefore, not all views presented on this website are necessarily the views of CDD. Please use discernment and good judgment in what you will and will not accept for your own marriage.

    That said, there are a few things we will not debate.
    The following are tenets we accept as truth on the CDD Website:


    The Bible is God's inerrant Word and
    we will honor it as literal and valid for all time.

    The wife is to submit to her husband,
    and the husband is to love the wife.

    CDD is practiced between a man and a woman.

    In CDD, the husband has authority to spank the wife.
    The wife does not have authority to spank her husband.


    The following are issues we will not address or allow on the CDD Website:

    Non-consensual CDD:

    We do not condone nonconsensual CDD.

    Spanking of Children:

    We will leave this to other folks to argue over. It will not be discussed here in any depth.

    Eroticism:

    Though we recognize by its very nature this subject can be erotic, we will keep this website as clean and wholesome as possible.
    However, we will not seek to deny the erotic nature of some CDD marriages as we believe it is a natural consequence of following God's plan.
    After all, He created eroticism to be enjoyed inside a Christian marriage.



    ***It is not our goal is not to try to "convert" anyone to the Christian Domestic Discipline lifestyle or convince anyone of its validity. If you disagree with our beliefs, please just click the little square at the top right hand corner of the page and exit the website. We are not interested in arguing, debating, or justifying our lifestyle. We are not interested in being interviewed or appearing on any television/radio shows. Any critical emails received will be deleted without a second thought.***



    http://christiandomesticdiscipline.com/Home.html
     
  10. Ohhhhhhh James! I hate you!!! You beat me to that site!
     
    #10     Nov 2, 2007