There are at least two outcomes to reading this thread: 1. You wasted your time. 2. You got a chuckle on a holiday afternoon.
I know trading is easy and, often while trading, I do not have to think about it consciously (commodities). My knowledge of the first thing about trading is that you need price change over time in a market that you are in to make the money being offered all of the time.
ET is like this really supercool place where like everybody is like really a supergenius. And like trading is like really easy 'cause like there are only like two outcomes! Wow. ET is like way cooler than Myspace. Like wow...
In speaking he says things many read and understanding is truly secondary and once read twice forgotten.