Why Hillary can't be President

Discussion in 'Politics' started by jem, Jan 29, 2015.

  1. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    On the bright side, both Bill and Hillary can date the same women.
     
    #131     Apr 16, 2015
    Max E. likes this.
  2. JamesL

    JamesL

    Just for a moment imagine that Hillary is indeed gay. Picture the type of woman who would be attracted to the pants suit.

    Now ask yourself, would Bill be caught dead trying to nail this woman?
     
    #132     Apr 16, 2015
    Max E. likes this.
  3. Max E.

    Max E.

    PATHOLOGICAL: DEAD BROKE HILLARY DODGED SNIPER FIRE WITH HER IMMIGRANT GRANDPARENTS IN TUZLA

    According to Democrat presidential contender Hillary Clinton, she has led quite the romantic life; one filled with drama, danger, romance, struggle and intrigue. She is, after all, the granddaughter of immigrants, and yet she has achieved so much. She left the White House in January of 2001 dead broke, and yet went on to amass a $100 million fortune. And as First Lady, in the country of Tuzla, she braved and dodged sniper fire.

    Though it all Hillary is proud to announce that, “I don’t feel no ways tired.”



    Of, course Hillary was lying… Lying about being broke. Lying about dodging sniper fire. And now we know she was lying about the romantic stories she has oft-told about her immigrant grandparents. According to BuzzFeed, Ms. Clinton told this immigrant lie as recently as yesterday in Iowa.

    “All my grandparents, you know, came over here and you know my grandfather went to work in lace mill in Scranton, Pennsylvania, and worked there until he retired at 65. He started there when he was a teenager and just kept going,” Clinton said.

    Except that this story….

    … conflicts with public census and other records related to her maternal and paternal grandparents.

    The story of her grandmother specifically immigrating is one Clinton has told before. Clinton’s sole foreign-born grandparent, Hugh Rodham Sr., immigrated as a child.

    How does a serial-fabricator intend to be taken seriously on the world stage? Why would anyone trust her?

    And how many lies does Hillary get to tell before the media stops chasing her van like groupies and starts demanding she answer questions?

    I guess it depends on what the meaning of “sniper fire” is.

    Brian Williams call your office.
     
    #133     Apr 16, 2015
  4. gwb-trading

    gwb-trading

    [​IMG]
     
    #134     Apr 16, 2015
  5. JamesL

    JamesL

    Bill did not have sexual relations with that woman.
     
    #135     Apr 16, 2015
    gwb-trading likes this.
  6. fhl

    fhl

    [​IMG]

    forgot the broom
     
    #136     Apr 17, 2015
    Fractals 'R Us likes this.
  7. Good one!
     
    #137     Apr 17, 2015
  8. JamesL

    JamesL

    Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’

    WASHINGTON—After several seconds spent sitting motionless and glaring directly into the camera, former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly began Sunday’s video announcing her 2016 presidential bid by warning the nation not to fuck this up for her. “Listen up, assholes, ’cause I’m only saying this once: I’ve worked way too goddamn hard to let you morons blow this thing for me,” said Clinton, repeatedly jabbing her index finger toward the viewers at home while adding that if they thought she was going to simply sit back and watch them dick her over like they did in 2008, they were out of their fucking minds. “Seriously, don’t you dare even think about it. If you shitheads can just get in line, we can breeze through this whole campaign in 19 months and be done with it. Or, if you really want, we can do this the hard way. Because make no mistake, I’m not fucking around. Got it?” Clinton then ended her announcement by vowing to fight for a better future for all working-class families like the one she grew up in.
     
    #138     Apr 17, 2015
  9. Hillary reminds me of Mary Decker. Decker missed one olympic game because Jimmy Carter boycotted it then when she was nearly too old she got tripped by another runner. Hillary missed one election game because we had to elect our first black pothead and she's going to get tripped up by her own bullshit in '16.
     
    #139     Apr 17, 2015
  10. WeToddDid2

    WeToddDid2