You are sooooo not alone. I know so many people who can't find jobs. I got uncles in the trades who have been out of work since 2007 with no chances of landing a job anytime soon. What are two certainties in life? Correct, death and taxes. You already got a business degree. Now go get that Master's in Tax. You will never have to worry about being unemployed again.
Sorry to hear about your current situation. Take the holiday season off and relax... Aiming lower, I thought of 3 job ideas for 2010: A: Re-up in the military... B: Get a job at Whole Foods, Trader Joes, Target. Find a growing company that has a management career ladder training program... C: Move to Los Angeles (Westside LA/Santa Monica) and become a bartender at night and aspiring actor/comedian by day... I would pick option "C". If you become a bartender you would probably get laid more often and wake up in the morning with a smile... That should reduce your stress level. If you are really good at it, become a gigolo. Wishing you a more prosperous 2010!!!