Who wants to start a Hedge Fund?

GAT... gotta have GAT on there....
And Bone for the spreads....

 

I am very flattered.

 

Very flattered. But it's a firm "no thanks" from GAT's secret bunker.

GAT

 

What am I? Chopped liver?

 

Can you karaoke Snoop Dog?
Never mind... your in.

 

You know, I can bring him without having to raise capital

 

Who's Patrice?

 

https://elitetrader.com/et/threads/...years-to-your-life.306634/page-5#post-4452517
It looks his pic expired. He's just a big old giant cool looking dog.

 

I need to get a dog too... that will be my new years plan... an Australian Sheppard if I can find one...

 

Something tells me you have no experience with hedge funds. Institutional investors these days want X-day delayed position reporting. Only the top, top, top hedge funds can decline that request. A-list clients don't invest blind any more.