Who plans to get the covid 19 VACCINE when it comes out

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by Gekko2020, Dec 14, 2020.

  1. Baron

    Baron Administrator

    ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S ‘WHO’S ON FIRST’ ……updated version.
    Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
    Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
    Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
    Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Yes.’
    Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
    Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
    Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
    Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
    Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
    Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
    Bud: ‘Ok.’
    Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
    Bud: ‘That’s right.’
    Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Certainly.’
    Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
    Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
    Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
    Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
    Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
    Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
    Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
    Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
    Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
    Bud: ‘I know.’
    Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
    Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
    Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
    Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
    Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
    Bud: ‘Correct.’
    Lou: ‘Why not?’
    Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
    Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
    Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
    Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
    Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
    Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
    Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
    Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
    Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
    Bud: ‘Third base.’
     
    #501     Aug 18, 2021
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  2. wrbtrader

    wrbtrader

    Now that's funny :D

    One of the best 50's shows re-run into the 70s.



    wrbtrader
     
    #502     Aug 18, 2021
  3. wrbtrader

    wrbtrader

    He's fully vaccinated and the effectiveness of the vaccine to prevent hospitalization or worst are > 90%.

    Yet, because he's paralyzed since he was 26 years old...he does have additional risk factors.

    Breakthrough Covid Infection Symtoms


    No vaccine is 100% effective and, though rare, fully vaccinated people can contract coronavirus. These cases, known as breakthrough infections, can cause COVID-like symptoms — or no symptoms at all.

    Researchers behind the ZOE COVID Symptom Study found that the five most common symptoms reported by those vaccinated against the virus are:
    1. Headache
    2. Runny nose
    3. Sneezing
    4. Sore throat
    5. Loss of smell
    The study, which looks at COVID-19 symptoms and tracks the virus’s spread, is the brainchild of doctors and scientists at Massachusetts General Hospital, the Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health, King’s College London and the Stanford University School of Medicine, according to its website.
    Researchers also teamed with health science firm ZOE for the report.

    The study found that vaccinated individuals experienced COVID-19 symptoms similar to those reported by people who had or had not gotten the shot. Those with the vaccine had fewer symptoms in a shorter time frame, however, “suggesting that they were falling less seriously ill and getting better more quickly,” researchers wrote.

    The report also found that some symptoms — including persistent cough — were more likely to show up in people who received just one dose of the two-shot Pfizer or Moderna vaccines or hadn’t been vaccinated at all.

    “Curiously, we noticed that people who had been vaccinated and then tested positive for COVID-19 were more likely to report sneezing as a symptom compared with those without a jab,” study authors wrote. “If you’ve been vaccinated and start sneezing a lot without an explanation, you should get a COVID test.”

    Sneezing isn’t among the COVID-19 symptoms noted by the CDC, but the updated list includes fever or chills, cough, fatigue, new loss of taste or smell and a sore throat. Symptoms usually appear two to 14 days after exposure, the public health agency said, and can be mild or severe.
    wrbtrader
     
    #503     Aug 18, 2021
  4. speedo

    speedo

    :D
     
    #504     Aug 18, 2021
  5. Turveyd

    Turveyd


    Yep, that's the antilogic going around at the moment, I bet the Covid Cowards will read it as a good thing he's not allowed in and miss there is no logic to him not being allowed in at all.

    Hence WRB's like LOL
     
    #505     Aug 18, 2021
  6. wrbtrader

    wrbtrader

    Popular Halloween masks so far going into October's Halloween...assuming the kid is still alive and able to wear it after surviving his/her Covid infection.

    A store clerk told me they had to restock 5x after running out of these Covid masks and that's unusual because it's still August.

    By the way, some children's hospitals in the United States nearing their capacity levels. Luckily, here in Canada...we have fewer sick kids between 12 - 18 in the hospital because most have been vaccinated against the Covid.
    Covid-19-Halloween-Masks-1.png

    wrbtrader
     
    #506     Aug 18, 2021
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  7. speedo

    speedo

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    #507     Aug 18, 2021
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  8. Turveyd

    Turveyd

    Afghan expected next LOL
     
    #508     Aug 18, 2021
  9. virtusa

    virtusa

    New real numbers from Belgium:
    • Number of people who got 2 vaccinations: 6,232,320
    • Number of people that still tested positive afterwards: 12,332
    So less than 0.2% test still positive after double vaccination.
    These are REAL numbers, not TURVEYD numbers.
    I don't read about any deaths, so that number should be also very very low. I suppose all people dying live close to Turveyd. :D
     
    #509     Aug 19, 2021
  10. Pekelo

    Pekelo

    Jacksonville, FL:

    https://www.firstcoastnews.com/arti...erapy/77-165d31f7-fc0d-4654-9add-e8db9d0c0d4b

    The author of the photo wrote:

    "Everyone please be careful - whether you are vaccinated or not. My husband (vaccinated, but positive) has been waiting 2+ hours for monoclonal therapy and he says he has never seen people so sick. Moaning, crying, unable to move."

    COVID patients began lining up Tuesday at the Jacksonville Main Library Conference Center to receive monoclonal therapy. Thanks to a recent order from Gov. Ron DeSantis, people infected with COVID-19 are now able to receive the antibody treatment without a prescription or medical referral.
     
    #510     Aug 19, 2021