Good, I love the smell of rotting looter flesh in the morning. The smell, you know that rotting corpse smell, Smells like... victory.
Wait a minute. You guys are playing spoil sport. I was so thrilled and excited at the prospect of a superbly functioning family that embraces old fashioned family values (staunch advocates of abstinence as an example) establishing residency at the W.H. A 44 year old who loves to fake things (pregnancies being one of them), her resplendent 17 year old and the soon to be gun toting father(a self professed redneck) of her two children - one on the way and the other (It could either me mine or my mom's - ahh one of those uncomfortably ambiguous and inexplicable enigmas). Just tongue-in-cheek satire folks. Lest I forget, Sarah's an extremely tough individual . To wit: She started leaking amniotic fluid prior to giving a keynote luncheon address at the Republican Governorâs Energy Conference in Texas but decided to fly from Texas back to Anchorage an eight hour flight, then drove along with her husband to the Mat-Su Valley Regional Medical Center located between Palmer and Wasilla - Anchorage boasts many well equipped and ably staffed medical centers for crying out loud! âGovernor Palin was extremely pleasant to flight attendants and her stage of pregnancy was not apparent by observation as she didnât show any signs of distress,â Alaska Airlines representative Caroline Boren. said.
She looks very milf-i-licious tonight...I'm not really listening to what she is saying though. Wait... she is talking about her husband now. I'm hearing that the National Enquirer is reporting on an alleged affair with her husband's past business partner. Now that they finished off Edwards it looks like Palin is next up. Could be interesting.