well the bit about you drinking your own piss was kinda funny. Whether you did it or not... it was still a good laugh.
The Milk Carton; with a missing Aphie.....one of your best.....but Katrina Johns is up there as one of the funniest cats around. I would have to say...You and him/her are the funniest.....
i should get it for this post alone ...although i am disappointed that the great battle never took place... http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10809
bung, that was some of your best work, and some of the funniest stuff on ET. no doubt about it, you have your funny moments but optional777 is CONSISTENTLY funny. HE DA MAN! btw, why didn't match take place? (FPC & Aphie) where are our two combatants these days?? ps one poster that's not oft mentioned is inandlong. his humor is more subtle and sophisticated but he is just as funny.
The Penis Study In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and three years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Optional777, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted his own study. After two weeks and a cost of around $75.46, he concluded that it was to keep his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.