OK, Aphiecoil, here is a perfect thread for you to extinguish according to your rules. Quote from aphiecoil: "a) Don't start completely worthless threads. They will be deleted. If a thread is deleted, it was probably exceedingly worthless." Well? Not doing your job? *rolling eyes*
I've always liked the nickname "Duke" or more formally, "The Duke." But only if you didn't go there. Then there are other more appropriate names.