No no no. You forget Cheney, Rove, Haliburton, Blackwater, Bush, the US Army, the US Navy, the US Air Force, Bush, Rove, Rush Limbaugh, Big Oil, Bush, Big Tobacco, Fox News, prolifers, whatever they call those nutjob gun toten' survivalists, FEMA and Ronald Reagan. All together in a massive conspiracy to steal Iran's oil and sand then blame black people.