Middle aged white housewives live vicariously through celebs. That's why the National Enquirer sells so well.
he's the guy who had sex with cartman's hand puppet on south park. he's a real wacko, that guy. and a drunk...of course, you'd probably have to be drunk to have sex with a young boy's hand...
Although I like em with a lil cushion....I agree with you.... but then again i would love to pound that ass....