Which fictional character do u think would make the best hedge fund manager?

Bernie Madoff before he got caught was pretty good....and Uncle Sam's been killing it since '09.

 

Jeannie

 

Some say he is fictional (not me of course), but God is my choice for HF manger. He knows what the closing price will be tomorrow and every day.

 

Mr. Cheapo George Costanza of course

probably, Mr. Spock [he's from the future

 

Gandalf, he'll tell everyone to run and appear to fall from grace only to come back decked out in all white everything.

 

Neo & Morpheus They already know this is all run buy machines and want to destroy the augmented reality designed to placate humans

 

lol, what's he going to manage....1 MILLION dollars??