Which Caribbean Island to move to

I'm thinking of moving the the Caribbean.
Which island would you recommend?

I am concerned about the following things:

1)Safety, low crime
2)Things to do, restaurant, bars, clubs, beaches
3)Number of educated, successful people
4)Good looking women

 

I'd recommend St. John. 2/3 of the island is protected as a US State Park so there's no problem with excess people. I've traded down there while on vacation in the past. You have to fly into St. Thomas and take a ferry to St. John.

 

st. barts

 

Haiti

 

St. Johns
Less touristy than St. Thomas
And has not suffered the hurricane hits St. Thomas has in the past 15 years

 

Are you still under US Tax law in the Virgin Islands?

 

Yes - they are classified as a protectorate I believe

 

1-3 Caymans hands down.

 

St. Barts

 

La Republica Dominicana