Where does that thing Amanda Drury learn to speak English?

Discussion in 'Trading' started by Happy Hopping, Apr 26, 2011.

  1. You guys clearly have never been to Singapore.

    English is the official language.

    In the three years I spent there, I couldn't understand the locals and their "English" once. They would have to talk to me like I'm a baby for me to understand, and even then it was barely comprehensible.

    They call it "Singlish" for a reason.
     
    #11     Apr 27, 2011
  2. Lucrum

    Lucrum

    Exactly
     
    #12     Apr 27, 2011
  3. lindq

    lindq

    Oh, God no! The screeching Maria!

    Can you imagine living with that voice?

    The military needs to record her and play it back over their sound cannons.

    We'd never have another enemy come near us.

    "Commander, they have...they have...the...MARIA!!!"

    "IT'S FOUR O'CLOCK! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR MONEY IS!!!"

    "Arg...Arg...turn it off. Turn if off, for God's sake. Take our women and children. Take our lives. But just turn it off!!!"
     
    #13     Apr 27, 2011
  4. If they are clowns why do you constantly quote them?
     
    #14     Apr 27, 2011
  5. I just emailed "Naked News" and asked them to hire her.
    :D
     
    #15     Apr 27, 2011
  6. one night I had a slight CC problem, got hold of a nice lady in a call center in Bombay, couldn't understand most of what she said..
    so I turned on my Golden Radio DJ voice and said " OK, English Lesson # 1, welcome to class! When you speak, OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
    she did..and sounded 1000% better in seconds.
     
    #16     Apr 27, 2011
  7. jd7419

    jd7419

    LOL
     
    #17     Apr 27, 2011
  8. cstfx

    cstfx

    #18     Apr 28, 2011
  9. #19     Apr 28, 2011