The whole royal family is one chromosome break away from total insanity. That raises the odds a bit too.
Uh oh, we are incrementally moving toward bringing up old Heather Mills, gold digger jokes- for those of you who remember Heather Mills. For those who are not old enough to remember, Heather Mills was Paul Mccartney's gold-digger wife who robbed him blind when they divorced- and she had only one leg. ============================== Almost as soon as McCartney and Mills got together then, the gold-digger label started circulating, a label so socially reviled that it brought with it previously unimaginable criticism. A pretty poor joke started circulating, for instance, which went: "There's a terrible accident in a mine, and one of the survivors passes out after his leg is crushed. When he comes to in hospital, the nurse says, 'Don't worry, you're OK. You lost your leg, but you're alive. And the miner says, 'That's all very well, but who wants a one-legged gold-digger? Paul McCartney shouts, 'I do.'"