When People Ask "What do you do for a living" What say you?

This would be the PC response, though if you're in the mood to troll, "professional gambler" or "casino operator" would do the trick.

 

How about Male Escort?

 

Perhaps he learned to trade by studying Al Brooks' "Reading Price Charts Bar By Bar"

 

If you were a full-time Forex trader, wouldn't you spend a lot of time in bars?

 

You're on a roll today. That flies bit was the funniest thing I've read all week.

 

Spoken like a guy who "worked" on Wall Street and thinks the world revolves around Broad and Wall.

 

i say : i trade commodities in Chicago Mercantile Exchange and usually the next question is how much's your income ?
(in middle east, asking bout job and income at the first meeting ,is not rude ! )

 

I like this--- never understood why it's considered rude in the USA.

 

privacy doesn't have any meaning at this part of world ,that's the reason ,

 

Honestly, what 90% of you should be stating is that you're unemployed.