Step 1 - Nitro admitted he was powerless over his posting addiction - that his life had become unmanagable
No matter how you look at it, it is just barely over 4 posts a day. Not a large amount when you think of the number of threads.
Flopped a natural 6-4 in lowball, got heads up, went all-in preflop vs a gamb00ler. He drew one and made a wheel, cleaned out 1 week's worth of earnings from me.
Online geek poker doesn't count, because the game frequency is so high you see *everything*. Hell, I even once saw Elvis reincarnate and ride in on a UFO to join a game, he rivered the ghost of Johnny Cash with a royal flush vs quad Aces for $10 mill. We all chipped in a little to the man in black, commiserating with him on his bad beat.
Mine isnt too bad, but its my worst and I was pretty angered. I flop trips with pocket kings. flop is K X 2 turn 2 river 2 Bitch has 5 2 suited and claims he called my preflop raise because he was "looking for a straight or flush" I did also check the turn, let him freaking BET INTO ME, then re-raised his dumbass. I knew I was fucked on the river because he was playing shit hands all night. Anyway he bet a marginal amount(less than 20% of the pot) after I checked thinking I was going to re-raise him again. I called because I would have killed myself if somehow he had managed to bet me out with a lower house.
I'm about a month away from having played 1,000,000 hands of online poker. I've got about 975,000 now. (That's the beat)