I was on a yacht today. No fucking thanks. My buddy is selling it after many years. It’s kind of cool but I would never own such a thing. Better to rent. Nightmare to park! I wouldn’t want a plane either. Not because it isn’t awesome but just the cost is totally outrageous.
This thread doesn't appeal to everyone. 1st you must like boats and planes, 2nd you must have excessive money to afford expensive toys. 3rd you must have the lifestyle to enjoy. If you don't have all 3, they just won't get it. Just like many don't get sitting at home bored out of your skull. YOLO You only live once. They say money is wasted on the old and youth is wasted on the young ...
Meh. I guess I’m just not a boat guy. I don’t mind em but I don’t seek them out (buddy asked me out on his speedboat yesterday and I was like meh). That being said I love swimming in the lake. But I guess boats don’t do it for me.
I’d have to guess even most performance boats would have a hard time pulling you out of the water on a wakeboard or ski. Maybe getting pulled on an intertube would suit you.
Why don’t you ask your butt buddy destriero to pull you behind his imaginary yacht. He’s as good at welching on bets as you are fucking really really young 16 year old boys.
Make sure you don’t Welch on a bet like your dingbat ‘friend’ destriero... in a tough neighborhood you’ll need a bulletproof vest.