"Nancy, what does Nostra .... er I mean our astrologer say about what we should do ...quit hoggin the covers dingbat!"
Slight correction/suggestion for greater accuracy: "Mommy, what does Nostra .... er I mean our astrologer say about what we should do ...quit hoggin the covers dingbat!"
About what I'd expect from one who posts on ET about the value of masturbation: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2421276&#post2421276