What would happen

Greed for wealth, won't allow the great cost of self destruction.
The world would step over our dead bodies to kiss China's ass.
The madness of taking out all three branches would panic the world into a preemptive nuclear strike.

 

I got 2 - 3 months of toilet paper so I am good to go...have at it...

 

Would it not be more prudent to get a bidet?

Oh, cats don't like water. Forgot.

 

There's a long line of succession. You cannot get rid of all of them.

 

Hose in the backyard..close enough...