What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?

plus Somalia has a strong religious influence. It’s literally a Republican paradise!

 

Are you saying the UK and the US are similar because they both have McDonald’s? Even the McDonald’s in the UK is different from the US.

 

Sounds like Republican Matt Gaetz would love it there; maybe he could be our ambassador to Somalia (after he gets out of prison). DeSantis is making Florida into Somalia's sister state. Win-Win!

 

"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
"Naaaa. They got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is."

 

You beat me to it, I was thinking about that clip, too. Say what again ..

 

You: I daily forecast markets.
Them: You mean, like a weather forecast?
You: Yes, I'm like a weatherman, but for markets.

 

Don't quit your daytime job to become a comedian.

 

It must be sad being you.

 

Someone please reconcile this for me.

 

That is a useless response.