What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?

Tell them you are a body therapist.

 

Sorry, but you make your living from selling courses and shit and not from day trading.

You are a professional Vendor not a pro Trader.

 

The only problem there is that if they have any computer problems, they will likely call you for help. During market hours.

 

I don't know why "day trading" has a bad connotation, but it does to people not in the market. Instead of day trader I just say swing trader in the markets, esp since that is most of my trades...

 

That's childish, and vaguely suggests having a microphallus.

 

You don't speak for me.

 

Life is fraught with risk

 

Surprising opinion for such a 'people person' as yourself.

 

WTF are you talking about? my post had nothing to do with you.