What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?

Sorry Overnight, I guess Easymon and I were annoying you, or are you letting your annoyance in the other thread carry over into this one.

 

Jesus! What do you say when asked about Daytrading? Spores, mold and fungus! End of line!

Yes, I am feeling cranky! Sorry! Everyone can fuck off mate!

 

Sorry you are feeling cranky. The video was cute but I don't get how it relates to trading unless it describes your mood at the end of the trading day.

 

Do you remember the title of the thread?

"What to tell people I do instead of saying Day trading?"

That was the basis for my post. The thread title. The context. FUCK, dude, why can so few people follow context?

What do I tell people I do instead of day trading? I collect spores, mold and fungus.

Does it make sense NOW?!?!??!?!

 

No it does not. You miss the intent of the thread. It is not what I DO instead of Daytrading. It is how I describe my daytrading without saying I day-trade.

 

*sighs* Yes sir. G'night man, we are not seeing eye-to-eye on this one.

 

Yep, We agree after all.

 

I trade size. I trade fucking size.

 

Interesting question. Maybe you can tell them you're a self-employed programmer who writes software for a living. If people ask what kind of software, you can reply your clients are secretive and require strict confidentiality to be preserved. End of busy-body questions.

 

Stay at home. Save the fare.